Lindsey Graham<\/a> became suspicious after Trump began using phrases such as \u201cnegotiation,\u201d \u201cregional peace,\u201d and \u201cmaybe we should slow down a little,\u201d prompting the South Carolina lawmaker to fear the two were growing apart strategically.<\/p>\n“We had plans, Donald\u2014beautiful, explosive plans,” Graham told reporters, smudging his mascara as tears ran down his trembling face. “And now suddenly he\u2019s taking late-night phone calls from diplomats? He\u2019s talking about ceasefires? About avoiding conflict? I don\u2019t even recognize the man anymore.”<\/p>\n
After checking Trump\u2019s Truth Social feed, Graham found a series of gushing, late-night posts praising a “historic framework for de-escalation”\u2014a direct violation of the strict, monogamous regime of saturation bombing the two had promised each other during the campaign trail.<\/p>\n
At press time, a heartbroken Graham was seen standing in his garage, sadly packing away a framed photo of the two men looking at drone strike footage, before joining a Bumble-style dating app in a desperate attempt to find a rogue general who will treat him right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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