Indian<\/a> community in Mumbai’s suburbs, where scamming foreign retirees is considered a rite of passage for young men.<\/p>\n“We are utterly disappointed,” said Rohan’s mother, wiping away tears with her sari. “What kind of Indian boy can’t even steal from old people? He’s bringing shame to our family name.”<\/p>\n
The devastating family confrontation reportedly began when Rajeev checked the household ledger and realized his son hadn’t secured a single Target or Google Play gift card in over three weeks of employment at a local illicit call center.<\/p>\n
Rohan’s parents had high hopes for their son, being that his father was once crowned “King of the IRS Scam” by his peers for swindling over $1 million from gullible grannies in the United States.<\/p>\n
In related news, India’s Ministry of Home Affairs announced plans to include scamming as part of its national curriculum starting next year. A spokesperson explained that failing generations must learn how to properly exploit foreigners if they hope to keep up with China economically.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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