fire<\/a> season that saw the Hollywood Hills transformed into a scenic, smoldering wasteland while Bass was busy vacationing from a series of luxury suites in Paris.<\/p>\n“Karen Bass is a woman who knows when to stay out of the way of a good 50,000-acre brush fire,” said AoA president Curtis “Smokey” Ignitus, speaking from an undisclosed location under a freeway overpass. “Her commitment to maintaining a 6,000-mile buffer zone between herself and the flames gives us the creative space we need to really see our projects through to the end.”<\/p>\n
The arsonist group specifically praised the Mayor for being absent during recent fire seasons, noting that the city\u2019s emergency response feels very relaxed and unburdened when the mayor is overseas admiring European architecture.<\/p>\n
As of press time, the Bass campaign has accepted the endorsement, noting that they are “always looking to fire up the base.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA \u2014 Citing her inspiringly hands-off approach to combustion, the Arsonists of America (AoA) officially announced their endorsement of Karen Bass for re-election as Mayor of Los Angeles, praising her administration\u2019s pro-ignition policies and her decision to be 6,000 miles away during peak burning season. The endorsement comes on the heels of a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37052,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[857,912,1114],"class_list":["post-37050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-california","tag-election","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37050\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}