{"id":37008,"date":"2026-05-05T14:18:18","date_gmt":"2026-05-05T19:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=37008"},"modified":"2026-05-05T14:18:18","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T19:18:18","slug":"local-canada-goose-disgusted-watching-immigrant-poop-on-toronto-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/05\/local-canada-goose-disgusted-watching-immigrant-poop-on-toronto-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"Local Canada Goose Disgusted Watching Immigrant Poop On Toronto Beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TORONTO, ONTARIO \u2014 Staring in disgusted silence as an immigrant squatted and defecated directly on Toronto\u2019s Cherry Beach, a disgruntled Canada goose named Gary announced his disgust over the growing issue of public human defecation plaguing Toronto&#8217;s beaches due to the recent influx of millions of immigrants.<\/p>\n<p>The bird, known for his own prolific pooping habits, claims he can no longer stomach the sight of humans-particularly Indian immigrants-using the city&#8217;s sidewalks and shorelines as their personal toilets.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is outrageous,&#8221; honked Gary, stepping carefully over a pile of recent human droppings. &#8220;We poop all over this city, sidewalks, parks, bike paths, people\u2019s windshields. That\u2019s our heritage. We&#8217;re Canadians. And now these foreign people show up and they just go everywhere. No class. No territorial respect. Where are we supposed to go now? We were here first. If anyone should be pooping on these beaches, it\u2019s us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A coalition of local <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/08\/canada-geese-panic-theyll-be-killed-next-after-one-coughs-outside-canadian-parliament\/\">Canada geese<\/a> has reportedly begun filing formal complaints with the City of Toronto, claiming that the lack of public restroom access is not an excuse for humans to compete with them for turf. Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow released a statement assuring the geese that increased public toilet installations are in the works but acknowledged that cultural sensitivities must be considered.<\/p>\n<p>At press time, the geese had reportedly formed a honking blockade near the lakeshore, demanding immediate access to port-a-potties for humans and threatening to poop on more cars if their demands were not met.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TORONTO, ONTARIO \u2014 Staring in disgusted silence as an immigrant squatted and defecated directly on Toronto\u2019s Cherry Beach, a disgruntled Canada goose named Gary announced his disgust over the growing issue of public human defecation plaguing Toronto&#8217;s beaches due to the recent influx of millions of immigrants. The bird, known for his own prolific pooping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37009,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[1143,259,1239,478,666,1114],"class_list":["post-37008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-animal","tag-canada","tag-canada-goose","tag-illegal-immigrant","tag-poop","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37008\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}