{"id":3700,"date":"2017-07-31T17:14:34","date_gmt":"2017-07-31T22:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=3700"},"modified":"2024-01-19T20:34:38","modified_gmt":"2024-01-20T01:34:38","slug":"judge-orders-skinny-fat-shamer-to-go-on-high-calorie-diet-to-gain-weight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2017\/07\/31\/judge-orders-skinny-fat-shamer-to-go-on-high-calorie-diet-to-gain-weight\/","title":{"rendered":"Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ERUCTATE, IOWA&#8211; A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a punishment of a high fat, high calorie diet in order to gain a massive amount of weight. Once the fat-shamer becomes <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2019\/06\/14\/boston-obese-epidemic-fattest-squirrels-in-country-going-on-diet\/\">obese<\/a>, he will then be taunted and ridiculed in public by his skinny fat-shaming colleagues.<\/p>\n<p>John Harlequin, 29, was arrested last week after<a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2016\/04\/19\/obese-man-fired-for-fat-shaming\/\"> fat-shaming <\/a>a 400 pound woman while still on parole. Harlequin is a multiple fat-shaming offender and was recently released from prison after serving a two year term for his previous fat-shaming crimes.<\/p>\n<p>The prosecutor on the case, Sherman Klump, says that Judge Kavanaugh made the right decision in forcing the serial fat-shamer to become very portly so that he can also be fat-shamed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The fat-shamer has been receiving daily lard injections,&#8221; claimed Klump. &#8220;He is under twenty-four hour surveillance in an effort to make certain that he just keeps on eating.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2016\/04\/19\/obese-man-fired-for-fat-shaming\/\">fat-shamer<\/a> Harlequin&#8217;s stomach gets too full, says Klump, then doctors and medical personnel are on staff to then force-feed more food into Harlequin&#8217;s mouth.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We got that idea from a popular Hollywood movie,&#8221; Klump said with powdered lips. &#8220;The only time Harlequin gets a break from eating is when the digested food is being gathered in a bucket under his legs so that it can be shoved back into his mouth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The judge declared that once Harlequin gains at least 200 pounds, he will be strung up on the ladder of a firetruck and then paraded around town for all to see and laugh at.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ERUCTATE, IOWA&#8211; A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a punishment of a high fat, high calorie diet in order to gain a massive amount of weight. Once the fat-shamer becomes obese, he will then be taunted and ridiculed in public by his skinny fat-shaming colleagues. John Harlequin, 29, was arrested last week [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27689,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[85,234,1080,42,651,63,503,168,84,1114],"class_list":["post-3700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-arrest","tag-discrimination","tag-eat","tag-fat","tag-fat-shaming","tag-food","tag-judge","tag-lawyer","tag-police","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3700\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}