Newsom<\/a> arrived wearing designer jeans, a carefully distressed button-down shirt, and what appeared to be brand-new work boots. He then spent the next several minutes bent over a circular saw with his back arched dramatically and his buttocks thrust outward in what one veteran foreman called “the most bottom position I\u2019ve ever seen on a job site.”<\/p>\n“I\u2019ve worked in construction for thirty years, and I\u2019ve never seen a man approach a two-by-four with that level of submissiveness,” said the site foreman. “He was arching his back like he was waiting for a guy to come up from behind him. It was the gayest thing I\u2019ve ever seen done to a power tool.”<\/p>\n
When asked about the controversial photos, Newsom reportedly replied that he thought he looked very tough and very blue-collar, before asking an aide if the saw made his butt look big.<\/p>\n
At press time, a desperate Gavin Newsom was reportedly scrambling to salvage his masculinity with an emergency \u201cultra-masculine\u201d photo op of himself chopping wood wearing skin-tight designer jeans, arching his back, and giving the tree bedroom eyes while gently caressing a large axe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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