Ilhan Omar’s<\/a> personal checking account.<\/p>\n“It’s an easy mistake for anyone to make,” Ilhan Omar said during a press conference, defending the oversight. “When I saw ‘Quality Learing Center’ on his resume, I assumed he was top of his class at a prestigious local institution. To me, the math makes perfect sense. But then again, I’m not a mathematician.”<\/p>\n
When reached for comment, the Somali accountant defended his work, telling reporters that math is entirely subjective and saying,\u00a0“Eighteen thousand or thirty million. These are all just numbers.”<\/p>\n
At press time, Omar\u2019s office confirmed they had officially fired the Somali accountant before rehiring him as the new Chief Financial Officer for the State of Minnesota.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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