{"id":3683,"date":"2017-07-10T18:07:57","date_gmt":"2017-07-10T23:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=3683"},"modified":"2021-10-03T17:08:29","modified_gmt":"2021-10-03T22:08:29","slug":"spin-off-of-american-ninja-warrior-featuring-politicians-set-to-premiere-this-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2017\/07\/10\/spin-off-of-american-ninja-warrior-featuring-politicians-set-to-premiere-this-fall\/","title":{"rendered":"Spin-off Of American Ninja Warrior Featuring Politicians Set To Premiere This Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA–\u00a0A spin-off of American Ninja Warrior<\/em> featuring many of America’s best politicians is set to start this fall. The show will be called American Politician Warrior<\/em> and will showcase the physical talents of American’s favorite politicians.<\/p>\n

In a unanimous decision, all branches of government said that the best way to settle their differences as well as make some money would be to compete in a political version of American Ninja Warrior.<\/em><\/p>\n

After a few phone calls to some sleazy Hollywood producers, President Trump made the announcement on Friday that American Politician Warrior<\/em> will be the greatest show ever produced, even surpassing The Apprentice<\/em> in ratings.<\/p>\n

“Both Congress and I have decided,” Trump said with a smile during a Bed and Breakfast sit-down with reporters from a local Romanian news station, “that drafting up bills and laws and then voting on them is too archaic and stupid. I mean, what better way to pass a new law than to have John McCain beat Maxine Waters in an underwater bench pressing endurance contest?”<\/p>\n

\"Parody
The Republican camp training for their stiff competition in American Politician Warrior<\/em>. The Democrat camp has been caught on numerous occasions using animals with hidden cameras to spy on Team Trump.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

President Trump went on to say that all competing politicians have already begun training and preparing themselves for the premiere episode this fall.<\/p>\n

“I’m ready,” Nancy Pelosi said confidently as she ingested some performance enhancing vitamins. “Right now I can scale a hundred foot tall wall in six seconds with a rabid badger on my back while wearing an iron sports bra. With a little more practice and some more vitamins I should be able to outrun a squirrel on steroids.”<\/p>\n

All taxpaying American citizens are welcome to attend tapings of the show, due to the fact that anyone who works will be taxed to pay for the groundbreaking program.<\/p>\n

Look for American Politician\u00a0Warrior<\/em>\u00a0to premiere this fall on Romania TV at 1 am on Sundays right after Cooking With Squirrels On Steroids<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA–\u00a0A spin-off of American Ninja Warrior featuring many of America’s best politicians is set to start this fall. The show will be called American Politician Warrior and will showcase the physical talents of American’s favorite politicians. In a unanimous decision, all branches of government said that the best way to settle their differences as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3685,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[714,153,404,39,1078,715,1113,590,117],"class_list":["post-3683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-american-ninja-warrior","tag-congress","tag-democrat","tag-donald-trump","tag-john-mccain","tag-nancy-pelosi","tag-rated-g","tag-republican","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3683\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}