SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA \u2014 Following a relentless barrage of reports from pesky independent journalists claiming billions of taxpayer dollars have mysteriously vanished, California Governor Gavin Newsom announced that he has appointed Gavin Newsom to lead a full, independent investigation into the massive amounts of fraud allegedly committed under Gavin Newsom.<\/p>\n
During an early morning press conference held in front of a mirror, Newsom said that he was selected for the role because he is widely regarded as the most trustworthy person familiar with the situation.<\/p>\n
“What better person to investigate the fraud than the man who is actually committing the fraud…allegedly of course,” said Newsom with a coy smile in an effort to convince mirror image Newsom he was being sincere. “Look, the people of California deserve answers. And there\u2019s no one I trust more to get to the bottom of Gavin Newsom-related concerns than Gavin Newsom.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sources close to the investigation say Newsom has assembled a highly experience and qualified panel consisting of Gavin Newsom, Gavin Newsom, and three other Gavin Newsoms who all agree he is one of the most ethical leaders in state history.<\/p>\n
At press time, Newsom announced he had officially concluded his investigation, determining after a thorough review of his own actions that he had done absolutely nothing wrong, and formally clearing himself of all allegations with what he described as complete confidence in the integrity of myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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