Trump<\/a> called a potentially very radioactive future.<\/p>\n“Look, nobody wants nuclear fallout,” Trump said during a White House press event to showcase the new line of nuclear fallout masks. “But if it happens\u2014and I\u2019m not saying it will, but people are talking\u2014you\u2019re going to want the best. And these are the best. Gold-plated, tremendous filters, incredible shine. If you’re going to get nuked you at least want to look successful while your skin is melting.”<\/p>\n
Liberals, such as commentator Joy Reid, called the president “disgusting” and condemned the masks as profiteering off the apocalypse, with Trump responding on Truth Social by calling Joy Reid “a very low-IQ hater” and claiming that “she\u2019ll be begging for one when the fallout hits her house.”<\/p>\n
At press time, experts confirmed the masks would likely provide several minutes of peace of mind before the user\u2019s flesh begins separating from their bones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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