{"id":36701,"date":"2026-03-21T14:03:22","date_gmt":"2026-03-21T19:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=36701"},"modified":"2026-03-21T14:03:22","modified_gmt":"2026-03-21T19:03:22","slug":"laid-off-tsa-agent-gets-new-job-aggressively-patting-down-customers-at-walmart-exit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/21\/laid-off-tsa-agent-gets-new-job-aggressively-patting-down-customers-at-walmart-exit\/","title":{"rendered":"Laid-Off TSA Agent Gets New Job Aggressively Patting Down Customers At Walmart Exit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-path-to-node=\"4\">PHOENIX, ARIZONA \u2014 Following recent federal budget cuts that left thousands of transportation security officers out of work, former TSA agent Kyle Higgins has reportedly found a new sense of purpose, and a way to satisfy his deep-seated need to invade personal space, by taking a job as an exit door receipt checker at a local Walmart.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">Shoppers at the Phoenix Supercenter have noticed a distinct shift in the store\u2019s departure process, with Higgins subjecting customers to mandatory shoe removal, random explosive swab testing, and intense physical searches before being allowed to leave the premises with their groceries.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">&#8220;I missed the thrill of the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/30\/biden-practices-for-upcoming-political-career-by-getting-job-at-tsa\/\">TSA<\/a> checkpoint,&#8221; Higgins told reporters. &#8220;I missed looking a perfectly innocent father in the eye and making him feel like a suspected terrorist over a tube of toothpaste. Walmart gave me my life back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">Witnesses report that Higgins frequently selects customers for what he calls random enhanced screening, a process that involves a customer getting fully undressed and submitting to a mandatory full body cavity search.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"1052\">&#8220;I just came in for a rotisserie chicken and some paper towels,&#8221; said shopper Brenda Grant, standing in her socks near the sliding glass doors while Higgins rooted through her purse. &#8220;Next thing I know, he\u2019s asking me to step aside, remove my shoes, all my clothes, and giving me a full body cavity search.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2876\" data-end=\"3019\">Despite multiple customer complaints, management has hesitated to intervene, noting that store theft has dropped to zero since Higgins&#8217; arrival.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PHOENIX, ARIZONA \u2014 Following recent federal budget cuts that left thousands of transportation security officers out of work, former TSA agent Kyle Higgins has reportedly found a new sense of purpose, and a way to satisfy his deep-seated need to invade personal space, by taking a job as an exit door receipt checker at a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36702,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[1114,418,202],"class_list":["post-36701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-rated-pg","tag-tsa","tag-walmart"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36701\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}