{"id":36685,"date":"2026-03-18T13:19:26","date_gmt":"2026-03-18T18:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=36685"},"modified":"2026-03-18T13:19:26","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T18:19:26","slug":"after-discovering-hes-gay-iran-supreme-leader-throws-himself-off-rooftop-as-punishment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/18\/after-discovering-hes-gay-iran-supreme-leader-throws-himself-off-rooftop-as-punishment\/","title":{"rendered":"After Discovering He&#8217;s Gay, Iran&#8217;s Supreme Leader Throws Himself Off Rooftop As Punishment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-path-to-node=\"4\">TEHRAN, IRAN \u2014 <span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274\"><span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"><span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\">In a shocking act of ideological consistency<\/span><\/span><\/span>, Iran\u2019s new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, reportedly carried out a swift, one-man execution of himself early Wednesday morning after learning from a leaked intelligence report that he was a homosexual.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">According to palace sources, the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/05\/iran-council-chooses-achmed-the-dead-terrorist-as-new-supreme-leader\/\">Supreme Leader<\/a> was engaging in his routine morning activity of watching <em>RuPaul&#8217;s Drag Race<\/em> when he saw a headline detailing his own alleged secret gay lifestyle, immediately placing himself under citizen&#8217;s arrest and then grabbing his own collar to choke himself.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">&#8220;You&#8217;re under arrest, you disgusting gay pervert,&#8221; the Ayatollah screamed while punching himself in the face. &#8220;Prepare to face the severest of punishments under Islamic law for being a deviant swashbuckling, showtune-loving homosexual.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">After interrogating himself in front of a mirror, he then dragged himself by the beard up to the rooftop of the palace where he proceeded to yell &#8220;Death to the homosexual sodomite!&#8221; while pushing himself down onto the ground below.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"16\">At press time, the Iranian Morality Police had arrested the sidewalk that Ayatollah Khamenei had fallen on for touching another man inappropriately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TEHRAN, IRAN \u2014 In a shocking act of ideological consistency, Iran\u2019s new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, reportedly carried out a swift, one-man execution of himself early Wednesday morning after learning from a leaked intelligence report that he was a homosexual. According to palace sources, the Supreme Leader was engaging in his routine morning activity of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36686,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[632,189,1115],"class_list":["post-36685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-iran","tag-lgbtq","tag-rated-r"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36685\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}