Paul<\/a> joined Trump onstage, where the president noticed two rapidly expanding dark patches spreading beneath the influencer\u2019s arms and slowly pushing through the lining of his suit jacket, causing Trump to stop mid-sentence.<\/p>\n“Look at that,” Trump said in awe, pointing toward the massive perspiration stains under Jake’s arms. “Have you ever seen sweat stains like that? Massive. That\u2019s effort. That\u2019s energy. Tremendous work ethic. That\u2019s a worker. Those armpits have produced more gallons of American liquid in five minutes than Thomas Massie has produced pieces of legislation in ten years. It\u2019s not even close.”<\/p>\n
Trump then told the crowd of rallygoers that Paul’s armpit stains were polling incredibly well, explaining that Massie never votes with the Republicans, while the armpits show up, sweat, and get the job done.<\/p>\n
At press time, several Republican candidates were reportedly considering whether appearing at campaign events wearing extra clothing in extremely warm rooms might improve their chances of receiving Trump\u2019s approval.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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