Lindsey Graham<\/a> dodging actual artillery fire in a dusty trench somewhere in Iran\u2014a country he has continuously urged the U.S. military to carpet-bomb since the late 1990s.<\/p>\n“It was horrible, just unimaginable trauma,” a pale, trembling Graham recounted later during an interview on Fox News. “I was in a desert. There were no Fox News cameras. There was no makeup chair, no green room, no craft services. Someone handed me a heavy rifle and told me to advance on an enemy compound. I kept screaming, ‘There’s been a mistake! Do you know who I am? I’m the guy who sends other people’s children to do this!'”<\/p>\n
Graham went on to explain that in the nightmare there was a new law passed titled “You Suggested It, You Fight It Act,” where every senator who repeatedly called for bombing a country would be assigned a rifle and deployed to the front lines.<\/p>\n
At the end of the interview, Graham was finally able to calm himself down by calling on President Trump to launch another war in a country somewhere really far away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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