Nancy Pelosi<\/a> has been focusing on hand strength because she plans to make an even bigger protest statement against Trump during her last SOTU by ripping a staggering two pieces of paper in half at the same time.<\/p>\n“Nancy’s hands are getting absolutely massive,” said one aide who spoke on condition of anonymity. “She’s up to shredding two pieces of paper at a time. Her hands are so strong now, she’s finally able to lift a fork up to her mouth to feed herself. I almost feel bad for the president.”<\/p>\n
Pelosi has been practicing her paper-ripping abilities by tearing apart all of the papers in her office that document any of her crimes.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, the White House has confirmed that the president has already prepared for the rumors of Pelosi’s document-ripping protest by switching all paper within the building to industrial-strength vellum paper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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