Iran<\/a> registered as a U.S. Democrat to ensure its vast array of crimes can be committed with absolute, unquestioned impunity.<\/p>\n“For years, we have hidden our nuclear enrichment sites deep underground and operated our proxy militias in the shadows, constantly worrying about American aircraft carriers or international sanctions,” Khamenei told state media while pinning a blue Democrat donkey button to his robes. “Then we realized, if we want to commit massive fraud, blatantly break the law, and orchestrate coordinated attacks without ever facing a single consequence, arrest, or indictment, all we have to do is join the Democratic Party.”<\/p>\n
According to sources, Iranian officials were particularly impressed with the Democratic Party\u2019s historic track record of criminal scandals, none of which resulted in prison time for the perpetrators.<\/p>\n
Seeing the success of Iran, other countries also stated that they would be joining the Democratic Party in order to do whatever they want and not have to worry about getting in trouble, including Russia, North Korea, and China.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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