BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Fresh off last night\u2019s Golden Globes ceremony, Hollywood\u2019s most vocal Trump critics gathered for their other long-running awards tradition by holding their 10th Annual “I\u2019m Moving to Canada If Trump Becomes President” Gala, an event honoring the brave, time-tested art of threatening to leave America every year since 2016 while remaining firmly planted in multimillion-dollar U.S. real estate.<\/p>\n
Held in the same ballroom where celebrities had just spent the evening applauding one another, giving their usual self-congratulatory speeches, and virtue-signaling, the gala featured renewed vows from Hollywood’s oppressed multimillionaires to flee the United States and travel north to Canada any day now.<\/p>\n
“I’m literally packing my bags as we speak,” said Mark Ruffalo, only days after closing on a new home in California. “I\u2019ve already had my assistant\u2019s assistant look at a brochure for a luxury condo in Toronto. I haven’t actually bought it yet, but trust me, before you know it I’ll be a Canadian citizen. Anything’s better than living under this Trump dictatorship.”<\/p>\n
The evening also included a special appearance by Canadian-born actor Mike Myers,\u00a0who promised as soon as he’s finished his next high-paying American film project, he’ll definitely, probably, possibly, maybe consider looking at a map of Ontario again.<\/p>\n
Several celebrities later confirmed that should Vice President JD Vance ever become president, they will immediately update their talking points and continue the time-honored ritual of threatening to move to Canada, citing it as the final straw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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