WELLINGTON, NH– In a move corporate spokespeople are calling strategically inclusive, Planet Fitness has named notorious serial killer Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb as its 2026 Trans Ambassador of the Year and the new face of its Judgement Free Zone, also updating their gym’s tagline to “We\u2019ll Welcome Anyone, Even if They Literally Want to Wear Your Skin.”<\/p>\n
The move comes after the gym chain faced backlash for allowing biological men to undress in the women\u2019s locker room and also commit numerous perverted acts in front of females.<\/p>\n
“We pride ourselves on inclusion,” said Planet Fitness VP of Marketing Clarisse Lecter. “And on principle we don\u2019t let facts determine who enjoys our locker rooms and showers. If someone identifies as a customer, they\u2019re welcome. Even if they moonlight sewing dresses out of human dermis. Who are we to judge?”<\/p>\n
Buffalo Bill, who was known for drugging and flaying women to make a “woman suit” from their skin, expressed his gratitude to the gym for embracing him as his true self. In a video posted to the Planet Fitness Instagram, Bill said, “I’ve always felt like I was a woman trapped in a man\u2019s body, and Planet Fitness is the first place where I felt accepted. Planet Fitness is the perfect place to find overweight females with tender skin.”<\/p>\n