Tim Walz’s<\/a> administration has been embroiled in scandal after scandal, most notably the billions in Medicaid fraud perpetrated by Somali daycare operators. Sources say Walz\u2019s regret intensified after watching former President Joe Biden issue a flurry of last-minute pardons to politically connected figures and high-profile Democrats.<\/p>\n“Why didn’t I think ahead?” Walz lamented as he paced around the governor’s mansion. “That scarecrow Biden was handing pardons out like candy, to his bother and son, and even his dog Commander. I should’ve bribed that stupid old bastard when I had the chance.”<\/p>\n
Walz’s attorney claims if the case goes to court then the governor will be pleading innocent by reason of stupidity.<\/p>\n
After hearing the news of Walz not seeking reelection, President Trump thanked Tampon Tim for his service by sending him an ankle monitor as a retirement gift.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA– After news broke that he wouldn’t seek reelection amidst the Somali fraud scandals, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz reportedly spent the weekend regretting that he never thought to bribe former President Joe Biden for a presidential pardon in advance for the billions of dollars in Somali daycare and nonprofit fraud now circling his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35984,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[41,557,1113],"class_list":["post-35983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-crime","tag-joe-biden","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35983\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}