{"id":3553,"date":"2017-02-08T14:04:24","date_gmt":"2017-02-08T19:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=3553"},"modified":"2026-01-16T10:35:49","modified_gmt":"2026-01-16T15:35:49","slug":"scrooge-mcduck-rushed-to-emergency-room-for-head-injury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/08\/scrooge-mcduck-rushed-to-emergency-room-for-head-injury\/","title":{"rendered":"Scrooge McDuck Rushed To Emergency Room For Head Injury"},"content":{"rendered":"

DUCKBURG– The world’s richest duck Scrooge McDuck was recently taken to the emergency room after improperly diving into his vault of gold, which resulted in a head injury.<\/p>\n

A source close to Scrooge McDuck said that the wealthy duck has been having some personal issues<\/a> lately, but wouldn’t specify further.<\/p>\n

A source close to the source to Scrooge McDuck said that the source to Scrooge McDuck has also been having some personal issues lately, but also wouldn’t specify further.<\/p>\n

A source close to the source close to the source to Scrooge McDuck said he doesn’t even know the first source to Scrooge McDuck or who Scrooge McDuck is, but also wouldn’t specify further.<\/p>\n

Sources claim that a source close to a source who doesn’t know the first source but knows the last source claims that Scrooge McDuck was improperly diving into his vault of gold before he was rushed to the emergency room.<\/p>\n

Scrooge McDuck is a wealthy business magnate and famous TV actor, most notably for his starring role in DuckTales <\/em>where he would begin every show by swimming through his vault of money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DUCKBURG– The world’s richest duck Scrooge McDuck was recently taken to the emergency room after improperly diving into his vault of gold, which resulted in a head injury. A source close to Scrooge McDuck said that the wealthy duck has been having some personal issues lately, but wouldn’t specify further. A source close to the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35411,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[256,626,1133,1134,668,86,1113,667],"class_list":["post-3553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-bird","tag-disney","tag-duck","tag-duck-tales","tag-emergency-room","tag-hospital","tag-rated-g","tag-scrooge-mcduck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}