MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA–\u00a0 Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, reportedly unemployed and financially strapped, announced that he has opened his own Minnesota daycare center after learning how easily Somali-run fake child care operations were siphoning billions from state and federal programs.<\/p>\n
The daycare, which lists its official address as a defunct laundromat, is Trudeau\u2019s attempt to break into the lucrative Minnesota daycare fraud market, discovering that the fastest way to replace a lost prime ministerial salary is to bill the state of Minnesota for the lunches of 15,000 non-existent children.<\/p>\n
“I’ve always felt a deep connection to the Somali community,” said Justin Trudeau when confronted by a pesky news reporter. “I’m honored to provide childcare services to all these nonexistent children that you don’t see running around in that nonexistent playground over there.”<\/p>\n
To better blend in with the existing fraud ecosystem, Trudeau donned his controversial blackface while wearing Somali clothing and a large afro.<\/p>\n
At press time, Trudeau announced plans to expand his operation into healthcare billing, refugee services, and climate justice nonprofits, all registered to the same empty address.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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