{"id":3534,"date":"2017-01-22T12:07:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-22T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=3534"},"modified":"2026-01-15T19:47:19","modified_gmt":"2026-01-16T00:47:19","slug":"cnn-most-trusted-news-network-according-to-new-cnn-poll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2017\/01\/22\/cnn-most-trusted-news-network-according-to-new-cnn-poll\/","title":{"rendered":"CNN Most Trusted News Network, According To New CNN Poll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ATLANTA, GEORGIA&#8211; In a brand-spanking new poll just released by America&#8217;s favorite mainstream news media outlet, CNN now tops all other news outlets in trust, favorability, and popularity.<\/p>\n<p>According to the recent poll, 99% of viewers\u00a0cite\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/02\/cnn-says-bidens-corruption-is-improper-but-mostly-peaceful\/\">CNN\u00a0<\/a>as their most trusted news source while 100% of those 99% were given the answers to the poll.<\/p>\n<p>The poll also asked viewers if they believed that Trust was their most CNN&#8217;ed news network, which caused the computer-generated viewers\u00a0to overload the system.<\/p>\n<p>Chip Favicon, a 23 hour old computer-generated man, says that whenever he wants the real facts he goes directly to CNN.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, the CNN is most reliable source for the human&#8217;s news,&#8221; Favicon said in a somewhat robotic voice. &#8220;Every day I power on my television and ogle the screen for most generous news reportings.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Favicon went on to say that he believes that anyone who says that <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/CNN\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CNN<\/a> is reporting fake news is a computer-generated Russian operative with a robotic voice.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only we humans are the true Americans,&#8221; Favicon added as his image blurred and his robotic voice stuttered, &#8220;because every day I ogle human&#8217;s screen for CNN power source on my generous television.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ATLANTA, GEORGIA&#8211; In a brand-spanking new poll just released by America&#8217;s favorite mainstream news media outlet, CNN now tops all other news outlets in trust, favorability, and popularity. According to the recent poll, 99% of viewers\u00a0cite\u00a0CNN\u00a0as their most trusted news source while 100% of those 99% were given the answers to the poll. The poll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29113,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[950,112,663,492,1113,219],"class_list":["post-3534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-bots","tag-cnn","tag-news","tag-poll","tag-rated-g","tag-russia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3534\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}