Tim Walz<\/a>, known for his progressive stance on immigration, emerged from his Tesla Model S (bearing a “Somalia Strong” bumper sticker) and began lobbing what appeared to be Tampax Pearl from a large box.<\/p>\n\u201cOur ICE agents are trained for bricks, bottles, and verbal abuse,\u201d said an ICE field director in a statement regarding the tampon-bombing incident. \u201cOur protocols do not currently cover a sustained assault by cotton-based feminine hygiene products. We are looking to charge Governor Tim Walz with assault by a deadly tampon.”<\/p>\n
The arrest comes on the heels of President Trump’s recent remarks during a White House meeting, where he vowed to “send these Somali freeloaders back where they came from.” Trump has repeatedly criticized the state’s sanctuary policies, claiming they attract “the worst of the worst” from Africa. Walz, in response, declared Minnesota a “safe space for all illegal Somali menstruators, both female and male.”<\/p>\n
When reached for comment, Walz’s office released a statement claiming the governor didn’t do anything wrong and was “merely distributing free feminine hygiene products to those in need, including all of the male ICE agents” and that the arrest was a “clear example of systemic oppression by the Trump regime against male Democratic governors with vaginas.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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