Katy Perry<\/a>, 41, lovingly stroked his distended baby bump.<\/p>\n“This is a dream come true!” Trudeau cooed, his voice dripping with saccharine glee. “I always wanted to be a mother. As a proud feminist and champion of women’s rights, I always knew I had a womb with a view!”<\/p>\n
The couple plans to raise their child in a gender-neutral, trans-friendly environment filled with puberty blockers and Justin’s tampons. Trudeau has already begun writing a children’s book about his pregnancy journey, titled “The Prime Minister’s Pouch: A Man’s Quest to Redefine Masculinity (Again).”<\/p>\n
The baby is due early next year, just in time for Toronto’s Pride Parade, where Trudeau has promised to march topless while chest-feeding and reciting the entirety of The Vagina Monologues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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