NEW YORK– Emergency protocols were quietly activated across Manhattan\u2019s tallest skyscrapers this morning when air-traffic control confirmed that newly elected Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani had successfully boarded Delta Flight 1752 to Washington Reagan National for a routine meeting with President Trump.<\/p>\n
The eerie sight of a Muslim man in a suit carrying a large briefcase onto a plane has caused 9\/11 D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu, sending Manhattan into full-blown panic, with 911 operators flooded with calls about “suspicious activity” and “potential terrorism.”<\/p>\n
“I was on the 40th floor when I saw the plane take off,” said Sarah Cohen, a financial analyst. “I immediately grabbed my emergency parachute and I just kept thinking, what if Mamdani is hiding a box cutter in his turban, or whatever it is they wear? What if Trump is in on it too?”<\/p>\n
Mamdani, who has been photographed with known 9\/11 masterminds, was heard whispering “Allahu Akbar” as he adjusted his seatbelt. The FAA immediately grounded all outgoing flights while SWAT teams surrounded the airport.<\/p>\n
“We\u2019re not taking any chances,” said NYPD Commissioner James O\u2019Neill. “If he orders a halal meal, we\u2019re diverting that plane to Gitmo.”<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, Trump posted on Truth Social, “I wouldn’t worry about Zohran. He promised not to crash the plane unless the in-flight movie stars insufferable Jewish actor Seth Rogen. If so, then I don’t blame him.”<\/p>\n
As the city remains on high alert, the Empire State Building has been evacuated and the Statue of Liberty has been replaced with a giant “I Survived 9\/11 2.0” sign. When asked for comment, Mamdani\u2019s office released a statement saying, “The Mayor is merely discussing infrastructure funding and would only use the plane as a weapon if Israel bombs Gaza again.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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