{"id":34956,"date":"2025-11-14T13:41:53","date_gmt":"2025-11-14T18:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=34956"},"modified":"2025-11-15T07:22:49","modified_gmt":"2025-11-15T12:22:49","slug":"trump-replaces-jd-vance-with-more-talented-h-1b-worker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/14\/trump-replaces-jd-vance-with-more-talented-h-1b-worker\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Replaces JD Vance With More Talented H-1B Worker"},"content":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– As part of his make America great again agenda, President Donald Trump announced today that he has replaced Vice President JD Vance with an Indian H-1B visa worker named Adarsh Kumar. The decision comes after Trump controversially stated that America needs more “talented” workers, implying that native-born citizens are not up to the task.<\/p>\n

The decision, announced via a 4:17 AM post on Truth Social, was framed by the president as a necessary \u201ctalent upgrade\u201d to make America\u2019s leadership competitive on the global stage. Kumar, a 35-year-old software engineer from Bangalore, was selected from a pool of over 10,000 applicants.<\/p>\n

\u201cJD is a great guy, but we have to bring in real talent,\u201d Trump\u2019s post began. \u201cWe\u2019re in a different league now. We\u2019re competing with China, we\u2019re competing with everybody, and they have the best people. Adarsh is a fantastic man from India who makes the best fried curry naan with his feet, believe me. JD just doesn’t have that kind of talent.\u201d<\/p>\n

Adarsh Kumar will be sworn in next week and has already begun making changes, including opening a tech support scam call center inside of the Vice President’s residence as well as using the front lawn as a toilet.<\/p>\n

Kumar’s first act as Vice President will be to replace White House staff with other Indian H-1B talent<\/a> and has already replaced the Secret Service with a team of outsourced security guards from Mumbai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– As part of his make America great again agenda, President Donald Trump announced today that he has replaced Vice President JD Vance with an Indian H-1B visa worker named Adarsh Kumar. The decision comes after Trump controversially stated that America needs more “talented” workers, implying that native-born citizens are not up to the task. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34957,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[39,61,1113],"class_list":["post-34956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-donald-trump","tag-india","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34956\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}