Indian<\/a> tech workers defecating in office hallways, parking garages, and even on the steps of the Capitol Building.<\/p>\nThe bill’s sponsor Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) cited “national hygiene concerns,” arguing that this novel approach will ensure a more “culturally aligned and sanitation-conscious workforce.”<\/p>\n
“Our streets are not sewers, and our parks are not toilets,” Greene said during a press conference. “It’s a biohazard and an affront to our American values. If an H-1B worker wants to come to the United States then we can’t have them pooping outside and everywhere except in a toilet.”<\/p>\n
The mandatory training program, dubbed “Toilet 101,” will include lectures on proper toilet hygiene, hands-on practice with Western-style commodes, and a final exam requiring applicants to successfully use a real toilet to poop into instead of a local street, sidewalk, or beach. Failure to pass will result in immediate deportation and a 5-year ban from reapplying to enter into the United States.<\/p>\n
Critics have labeled the bill “racist” and “xenophobic,” with Vivek Ramaswamy saying flooding millions of immigrants into the country who poop everywhere is worth it to actually have highly-skilled, intelligent workers to do the jobs that Americans are too stupid and lazy to do.<\/p>\n
The Indian government has threatened to retaliate against the racist stereotype by inundating the Capitol Building with millions of Windows tech support scam calls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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