{"id":34763,"date":"2025-10-22T12:28:14","date_gmt":"2025-10-22T17:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=34763"},"modified":"2025-10-22T12:28:14","modified_gmt":"2025-10-22T17:28:14","slug":"bernie-sanders-buys-fourth-house-to-store-his-tax-the-rich-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/22\/bernie-sanders-buys-fourth-house-to-store-his-tax-the-rich-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth House To Store His ‘Tax The Rich’ Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"

BURLINGTON, VERMONT– Only days after attending a “No Kings” protest against President Donald Trump and the rich elites, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly purchased his fourth luxury home, a quaint $2.5 million lakefront estate in Burlington, solely to store his extensive collection of “Tax the Rich” signs. The multimillionaire socialist defended the purchase by calling it a “revolutionary storage unit” for his “progressive propaganda.”<\/p>\n

The acquisition comes just days after he stood before a roaring crowd decrying the “obscene wealth and decadent lifestyles of the top one percent.” Sanders<\/a>, who already owns three homes, including a $600,000 vacation home on Lake Champlain, claimed the new mansion was necessary because his other homes were filled to capacity with money and expensive artifacts.<\/p>\n

“My first home is needed for serious legislative thinking, you can’t have that cluttered with signs,” Bernie Sanders elaborated after being confronted by news reporters for being a hypocrite. “And my second home is where I store all of my much-needed million dollar artwork and other bribery gifts. And my third home is just where I go to get away from the burden of my second home, so I’m sure you can understand the need to purchase a fourth house.”<\/p>\n

The 8,000-square-foot mansion features a 2,000-square-foot sign storage room, complete with climate control and a state-of-the-art sprinkler system. Bernie Sanders<\/a> has also installed a private movie theater to screen documentaries about income inequality, and to practice his “Fight the Oligarchy” speeches.<\/p>\n

Senator Sanders later announced that he would be making a run for the 2028 presidency and would be left with no other alternative but to purchase a fifth home as a “campaign headquarters” and to store his 2028 “Bernie For President” signage.<\/p>\n

“I really don’t want a fifth home,” added Bernie, “but I’ll need a place where I plan on pretending to run for president just so I can get a huge payoff to drop out and then endorse the establishment Democrat candidate.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BURLINGTON, VERMONT– Only days after attending a “No Kings” protest against President Donald Trump and the rich elites, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly purchased his fourth luxury home, a quaint $2.5 million lakefront estate in Burlington, solely to store his extensive collection of “Tax the Rich” signs. The multimillionaire socialist defended the purchase by […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34764,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[403,1113],"class_list":["post-34763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-bernie-sanders","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34763\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}