{"id":34701,"date":"2025-10-17T10:34:10","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T15:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=34701"},"modified":"2025-10-17T10:34:10","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T15:34:10","slug":"absentminded-terrorist-keeps-leaving-sticky-notes-to-remind-him-to-blow-up-building","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/17\/absentminded-terrorist-keeps-leaving-sticky-notes-to-remind-him-to-blow-up-building\/","title":{"rendered":"Absentminded Terrorist Keeps Leaving Sticky Notes To Remind Him To Blow Up Building"},"content":{"rendered":"

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– According to sources close to the international counter-terrorism community, a radical Islamic terrorist named Ahmad Al-Rashid has been thwarted in his plans to wreak havoc on Western targets, not by intelligence agencies or law enforcement, but by his own absentmindedness.<\/p>\n

The would-be bomber has been leaving daily sticky notes on his refrigerator with the reminder “BOMB THE WEST” for weeks, with these notes going unfulfilled due to the jihadist’s embarrassing\u00a0 forgetfulness.<\/p>\n

Ahmad Al-Rashid, a 32-year-old former convenience store clerk, was first flagged by authorities after posting a series of cryptic social media posts about “crushing the infidels,” “death to America,” and “drinking 72 virgin smoothies after I kill as many infidels as possible.”<\/p>\n

Each morning, the Muslim extremist<\/a> wakes up, prays, and then heads to the kitchen to make breakfast. There, he stares blankly at the multiple Post-It sticky notes on the fridge before muttering, “Oh, I almost forgot, bomb the West today!” only to get distracted moments later.<\/p>\n

Ahmad Al-Rashid’s family, who live in the apartment below him, reported hearing frequent outbursts of “Oh no, I forgot again!” followed by the sound of crumpling paper, with the terrorist’s mom saying how disappointed she has been in her son for being unable to carry out such a simple task as bombing a building.<\/p>\n

“I thought I had raised my son Ahmad better,” said his distraught mother. “Maybe I have failed as a parent when my own son can’t even blow up a few buildings and kill hundreds of innocent people.”<\/p>\n

As the weeks turn into months, international counter-terrorism officials are faced with a unique dilemma of whether to intervene or just let Al-Rashid continue his futile reminders until he commits the terrorist act.<\/p>\n

“At this point, it’s almost cruel to stop him,” said a CIA operative, shaking his head. “It’s like watching a dog chase its tail. Eventually, he’ll either give up or remember to blow up the building. We’re just waiting so we can use his tragedy as a false flag to take away more American’s freedoms.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– According to sources close to the international counter-terrorism community, a radical Islamic terrorist named Ahmad Al-Rashid has been thwarted in his plans to wreak havoc on Western targets, not by intelligence agencies or law enforcement, but by his own absentmindedness. The would-be bomber has been leaving daily sticky notes on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34702,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[41,223,1114],"class_list":["post-34701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-crime","tag-muslim","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34701\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}