DURHAM, NEW HAMPSHIRE– Scientists from the Durham Impotence Center\u00a0have recently developed a pill that guarantees to cure anyone suffering from the political affliction known as electile dysfunction.<\/p>\n
The idea for the pill, which has been\u00a0named Liagra, came about\u00a0after most voters stayed home for the 2012 election due to a lack of interest or attraction to\u00a0either\u00a0candidate. Those who actually voted in the 2012 presidential election claimed that they had to envision a more attractive candidate while standing inside of their voting booth.<\/p>\n
Electile dysfunction affects millions of Americans and is caused by numerous factors, such as mental disorders, drugs, lifestyle, and unsupportable candidates.<\/p>\n
The Liagra pill comes in either blue or red, depending on which political party the patient has down on their voter registration card. And if the patient is still unsure of which party they support or if they don’t support either one, scientists claim patients can take both the red and blue pill simultaneously and then see what happens once they go to the polls to vote.<\/p>\n
To get the full effect of Liagra, says DIC scientists, take the pill or pills one hour before voting after first taking a mind-altering medication such as PCP, LCD, or magic mushrooms two hours before voting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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