LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Drenched in sweat and clutching his hair, popular conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro reportedly awoke frightened in his bedroom in the middle of the night after a vivid nightmare in which he was forced to listen to his own podcasts on repeat.<\/p>\n
The 41-year-old Jewish commentator, known for his high-pitched, nasally voice, rapid-fire speech patterns, and relentless self-promotion, was heard screaming, “Make it stop! This is torture!” as he recounted the unending loop of hearing his own voice.<\/p>\n
According to sources close to the family, Ben Shapiro’s nightmare took a dark turn when his dream-self realized he was trapped in a never-ending loop of his own monotonous monologues, unable to escape the sound of his own annoying voice repeating phrases like “Facts don’t care about your feelings,” “My wife is a doctor,” and “Israel is our greatest ally.”<\/p>\n
“It was one of the worst sounds I’ve ever heard,” said Shapiro later on The Ben Shapiro Show<\/em>, describing the horrific nightmare. “Listening to my own whiny, high-pitched voice drone on and on was too much for me to handle. I couldn’t even listen to the sound of my own voice. I felt such a deep revulsion at myself.\u00a0 Stop, that’s antisemitic to say, Ben. Ben, you’re an antisemite. No, Ben, you are an antisemite for calling me an antisemite.”<\/p>\n