Democrat senators<\/a> quickly chimed in, citing their own “conflicts of interest” with Merck, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson. “I’ve got a timeshare in the Caymans funded by AstraZeneca,” admitted Senator Bernie Sanders. “Can’t risk jeopardizing that over some ‘science’ nonsense.”<\/p>\nRFK Jr. blasted the senators as “drug cartel puppets,” pointing out that their combined Pharma donations exceed $10 million. “This isn’t a hearing-it’s a hostage negotiation between corrupt politicians and their corporate masters,” he fumed.<\/p>\n
The hearing resumed 45 minutes later, after Warren confirmed her $250,000 check had cleared. She immediately launched into a scripted attack on RFK Jr.’s “discredited” views, reading verbatim from a Pfizer-provided teleprompter.<\/p>\n
When asked for comment, a Pfizer spokesperson praised Warren’s “transparency” and “commitment to our shared values of greed and public deception.” The company has announced plans to increase lobbying funds by 500% to “ensure more senators remember who butters their bread.”<\/p>\n
In related news, the FDA has approved a new Pfizer vaccine for “Sudden Onset Corruption Syndrome” (SOCS), which causes politicians to suddenly forget ethics and morality. The vaccine is expected to be mandatory for all Democrat lawmakers by 2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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