{"id":34181,"date":"2025-08-17T19:50:28","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T00:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=34181"},"modified":"2025-08-17T19:50:28","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T00:50:28","slug":"ice-agents-arrest-british-criminal-illegal-alien-trying-to-sneak-into-the-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/17\/ice-agents-arrest-british-criminal-illegal-alien-trying-to-sneak-into-the-us\/","title":{"rendered":"ICE Agents Arrest British Criminal Illegal Alien Trying To Sneak Into The U.S."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JOINT BASE ANDREWS, MARYLAND&#8211; In a major win for both the American as well as British people, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents nabbed a notorious British &#8220;criminal illegal alien&#8221; attempting to infiltrate the United States, later revealed to be none other than Islamic terrorist UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer.<\/p>\n<div>The dramatic arrest occurred at Joint Base Andrews just as the tyrant <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/13\/uk-government-denies-human-rights-abuses-citing-citizens-not-considered-human\/\">Keir Starmer<\/a> snuck into the United States to bring his authoritarian dictatorship policies into America in an effort to oppress Americans in the same way he suppresses UK citizens.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;As soon as I saw him I knew he was a no-good, illegal scumbag,&#8221; said the ICE agent in charge, in reference to PM Starmer. &#8220;When you&#8217;ve been in this business as long as I have, you can spot a criminal a mile away. As soon as I saw him I knew he was trouble. He&#8217;s lucky I didn&#8217;t rough him up even more than I did because he just has that punchable-looking face. On second thought, hold on. Maybe I&#8217;ll just get one more hit in.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Due to Starmer resisting arrest and claiming to be a noble Englishman knighted by the now King of England, ICE agents were forced to beat, kick, punch, mace, taze, and shoot the prime minister dozens of times. Much to the dismay of both ICE agents and the UK, Starmer survived and was deported out of the United States and back to Britain.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Other illegal invaders also arrested by ICE this morning were a gay Frenchman, a Ukrainian cokehead midget, and a liberal Eurotrash Karen.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JOINT BASE ANDREWS, MARYLAND&#8211; In a major win for both the American as well as British people, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents nabbed a notorious British &#8220;criminal illegal alien&#8221; attempting to infiltrate the United States, later revealed to be none other than Islamic terrorist UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. The dramatic arrest occurred [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34182,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[41,880,1401,1114,125],"class_list":["post-34181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-crime","tag-illegal-alien","tag-keir-starmer","tag-rated-pg","tag-uk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34181\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}