{"id":33904,"date":"2025-07-26T00:41:19","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T05:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33904"},"modified":"2025-07-26T00:41:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T05:41:19","slug":"imprisoned-george-santos-kicking-himself-for-not-reading-nancy-pelosis-book-how-to-make-millions-insider-trading-and-get-away-with-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/26\/imprisoned-george-santos-kicking-himself-for-not-reading-nancy-pelosis-book-how-to-make-millions-insider-trading-and-get-away-with-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Imprisoned George Santos Kicking Himself For Not Reading Nancy Pelosi&#8217;s Book &#8216;How To Make Millions Insider Trading And Get Away With It&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FAIRTON, NEW JERSEY&#8211; As he sat in prison serving a seven year sentence for fraud, former New York Congressman George Santos expressed deep regret over his financial missteps, kicking himself for not picking up a copy of Nancy Pelosi&#8217;s bestselling book <em>How To Make Millions Insider Trading And Get Away With It<\/em> before embarking on his ill-fated congressional campaign.<\/p>\n<p>Santos lamented how he could&#8217;ve avoided being stuck behind bars wearing an orange jumpsuit had he just simply taken the advice of 85-year-old former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, who has amassed an almost billion dollar fortune on less than $180,000 a year.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, darling, I could&#8217;ve been sipping mai tais on a yacht if I had just read Nancy&#8217;s playbook,&#8221; muttered George Santos regretfully to a fellow inmate as the man prepared to mount him from behind. &#8220;Pelosi&#8217;s walking free after turning a $174,000 congressional salary into an almost half of a billion fortune, while I&#8217;m stuck in here for almost a decade in a pound-me-in-the-butt prison for taking a few too many donations. Wait, maybe it won&#8217;t be so bad in here after all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Prison insiders say <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/10\/george-santos-evades-arrest-by-pausing-time-then-using-his-super-speed-to-travel-back-in-time\/\">George Santos <\/a>started reading Pelosi&#8217;s book cover-to-cover, scribbling notes on his prison boyfriend&#8217;s bedsheet and learning everything he can from the elder California Congresswoman for when he eventually gets out of prison and back into Congress in an effort to become a more competent politician who commits crimes and never gets caught.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FAIRTON, NEW JERSEY&#8211; As he sat in prison serving a seven year sentence for fraud, former New York Congressman George Santos expressed deep regret over his financial missteps, kicking himself for not picking up a copy of Nancy Pelosi&#8217;s bestselling book How To Make Millions Insider Trading And Get Away With It before embarking on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33905,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[41,715,448,1114],"class_list":["post-33904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-crime","tag-nancy-pelosi","tag-prison","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}