{"id":33865,"date":"2025-07-24T10:30:14","date_gmt":"2025-07-24T15:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33865"},"modified":"2025-07-24T10:40:08","modified_gmt":"2025-07-24T15:40:08","slug":"liberal-holds-10th-annual-trumps-going-to-prison-any-minute-now-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/24\/liberal-holds-10th-annual-trumps-going-to-prison-any-minute-now-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Liberal Holds 10th Annual \u2018Trump\u2019s Going To Prison Any Minute Now\u2019 Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA&#8211; For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed \u201cjustice enthusiast\u201d Karen Pritchard threw her much-anticipated \u201cTrump\u2019s Going to Prison Any Minute Now\u201d party on Saturday, undeterred by the fact that Donald J. Trump remains a free man, currently serving as the 47th president of the United States.<\/p>\n<div>The event, which began in 2015 as a \u201cvictory lap\u201d for Trump\u2019s \u201cimminent\u201d arrest, drew a crowd of 47 loyal <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Trump_derangement_syndrome\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">anti-Trump attendees<\/a>, down slightly from last year\u2019s 48.<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;This is it, it&#8217;s going to happen any minute now,&#8221; shouted Karen angrily to the party attendees, waving a tattered &#8220;Lock Trump Up 2016&#8221; flag she&#8217;s been reusing since the first event. &#8220;I can feel it. This is the year that the orange-skinned buffoon finally goes to prison and we celebrate justice. Trump&#8217;s arrest is only hours away&#8211;no, minutes away. The feds are going to make the arrest any moment now. Robert Mueller&#8217;s coming after Trump. Even though he&#8217;s retired, I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s still working behind the scenes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Karen and her guests then began playing some fun and relaxing party games, such as beating a <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/04\/trump-announces-historic-nancy-pelosi-vs-100-vodka-bottles-cage-match-at-white-house-for-americas-birthday\/\">Trump<\/a> shaped pi\u00f1ata with a spiked baseball bat and cutting the head off of a life-size Trump in an orange jumpsuit cardboard cutout before setting everything on fire.<\/p>\n<p>The party ended with everyone doing a &#8220;Prison Sentence Countdown&#8221; for the tenth year in a row where everyone chanted &#8220;Ten! Nine! Eight!&#8230;&#8221; as if Trump&#8217;s arrest were only seconds away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA&#8211; For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed \u201cjustice enthusiast\u201d Karen Pritchard threw her much-anticipated \u201cTrump\u2019s Going to Prison Any Minute Now\u201d party on Saturday, undeterred by the fact that Donald J. Trump remains a free man, currently serving as the 47th president of the United States. The event, which began [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33866,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[404,39,1343,1114],"class_list":["post-33865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-democrat","tag-donald-trump","tag-liberal","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33865\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}