{"id":33811,"date":"2025-07-18T09:27:39","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T14:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33811"},"modified":"2025-07-18T09:27:39","modified_gmt":"2025-07-18T14:27:39","slug":"fired-stephen-colbert-spotted-holding-will-tell-orange-man-bad-jokes-for-food-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/18\/fired-stephen-colbert-spotted-holding-will-tell-orange-man-bad-jokes-for-food-sign\/","title":{"rendered":"Fired Stephen Colbert Spotted Holding &#8216;Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food&#8217; Sign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK, NEW YORK&#8211; After being fired as host of<em> The Late Show<\/em>, a desperate and now much poorer Stephen Colbert was spotted on a street corner in New York City holding a sign that read &#8220;Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>CBS executives gave Mr. <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/01\/with-trump-gone-stephen-colbert-forced-to-work-as-wacky-waving-inflatable-tube-man-for-money\/\">Stephen Colbert<\/a> the axe following the liberal comedian&#8217;s ten years of bringing incessant Donald Trump jokes, quips, and puns to his trained seal audience members.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Excuse me, sir, do you want to hear a funny joke about Donald Trump?&#8221; Stephen Colbert asked a man walking past him. &#8220;Why did Donald Trump paint his skin orange? Because he thought it would make him look like a better carrot! Ha, that one used to have my audience of twenty people roaring with fake laughter. Okay, sir, now that you got your orange man bad joke, give me twenty million dollars.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Colbert heckled the man until the guy finally relented and gave him a quarter, promising everyone in the vicinity that America will miss hearing all of his extremely hilarious Trump jokes and will be begging to have him return to television.<\/p>\n<p>With only $1.32 in his pocket, Colbert realized that telling orange man jokes just weren&#8217;t going to pay the bills and then decided to file a lawsuit against Trump for $69 gazillion accusing the president of &#8220;grabbing him by the pu**y.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK, NEW YORK&#8211; After being fired as host of The Late Show, a desperate and now much poorer Stephen Colbert was spotted on a street corner in New York City holding a sign that read &#8220;Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food.&#8221; CBS executives gave Mr. Stephen Colbert the axe following the liberal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[39,1114,1365,117],"class_list":["post-33811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-donald-trump","tag-rated-pg","tag-stephen-colbert","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33811\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}