MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA– Another feelgood success story has recently come out of Minnesota this week when a former Somali pirate named Omar Fateh announced his candidacy for mayor of Minneapolis, proving once again that America is the land of opportunity for literally any person on earth.<\/p>\n
Only months after his Somalian pirate ship washed ashore on United States soil, Omar Fateh was welcomed with open arms by the Democrat party, with many prominent Democrat leaders suggesting that the African marauder run for office.<\/p>\n
“Look at me, I’m the mayor now<\/a>,” said mayoral candidate Omar Fateh in front of supporters as fellow Somalian Ilhan Omar<\/a> cheered him on. “This mayor job supposed to be easy. I take job, nobody get hurt. You all vote for me. Or else. I come too far. I can’t give up.”<\/p>\n The future Minneapolis mayor Fateh then pointed his rifle up into the air and fired off a few warning shots to anyone in the crowd of onlookers who even contemplated not voting for him in the upcoming election.<\/p>\n After finding out that the mayor’s job only makes approximately $140,000 a year, Omar decided to skip the mayoral position and jump right into Congress where the more lucrative crimes occur.<\/p>\n “Only $140,000?” Omar scoffed. “Do I look like a beggar?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA– Another feelgood success story has recently come out of Minnesota this week when a former Somali pirate named Omar Fateh announced his candidacy for mayor of Minneapolis, proving once again that America is the land of opportunity for literally any person on earth. Only months after his Somalian pirate ship washed ashore on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33753,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[267,1114],"class_list":["post-33752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-africa","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33752\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}