{"id":33725,"date":"2025-07-12T20:55:36","date_gmt":"2025-07-13T01:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33725"},"modified":"2025-07-12T20:55:36","modified_gmt":"2025-07-13T01:55:36","slug":"dogs-in-canada-getting-sick-and-tired-of-stepping-in-immigrant-people-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/12\/dogs-in-canada-getting-sick-and-tired-of-stepping-in-immigrant-people-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"Dogs In Canada Getting Sick And Tired Of Stepping In Immigrant People Poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CANADA&#8211; At their wits end and refusing to stay silent any longer, Canada&#8217;s dog population has gone public to declare that they&#8217;re getting really fed up with constantly stepping in all of the immigrant people poop littering Canadian streets due to the massive influx of immigrants, particularly from India.<\/p>\n<p>With paws raised in defiance, canines around the country claim their daily walks have become a fecal nightmare, thanks to the unsanitary third world behavior brought by the Liberal government&#8217;s years of forced cultural enrichment of millions of Indian newcomers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m getting really tired of this sh*t, pardon my French,&#8221; said local Toronto dog Barkley as he showed news reporters the brown stains on the bottom of his paws. &#8220;I can&#8217;t walk five feet without having to jump or walkaround some human invader&#8217;s crap lying on the ground because those people are too uncouth to go inside and use a human toilet. At least I have the decency to do my business way out in a field at a distance. I mean, I may be a dog, but I&#8217;m no animal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>According to a recent poll, a majority of Canada&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/12\/new-research-says-most-dogs-would-prefer-pooping-on-their-own-lawns-not-neighbors-lawns\/\">dogs<\/a> have said they&#8217;ve been forced to stay indoors for fear of getting their delicate paws sullied with disgusting human poop, with many dogs refusing to leave the house unless they&#8217;re wearing their custom-made booties to cover their paws.<\/p>\n<p>Once the dog &#8220;poop paws&#8221; controversy gained national attention, Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to tackle and solve the immigrant pooping epidemic by euthanizing Canada&#8217;s entire dog population.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CANADA&#8211; At their wits end and refusing to stay silent any longer, Canada&#8217;s dog population has gone public to declare that they&#8217;re getting really fed up with constantly stepping in all of the immigrant people poop littering Canadian streets due to the massive influx of immigrants, particularly from India. With paws raised in defiance, canines [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33726,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[1143,259,75,880,61,666,1114],"class_list":["post-33725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-animal","tag-canada","tag-dog","tag-illegal-alien","tag-india","tag-poop","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33725\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}