UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer<\/a> commended the officer’s bravery for apprehending the clothed British man who happened to be walking a mile away from where the Pride Parade was taking place.<\/p>\n“Homophobic clothing will have no place in England as long as I’m prime minister,” promised PM Starmer as he stood completely naked behind a podium. “That’s why I will be recommending that the bigoted criminal receive the maximum sentence of 69-years in prison.”<\/p>\n
Starmer later updated the “No Clothing At Pride” law to require any person within thirty miles of a gay Pride Parade to have to be completely naked. The prime minister stated the previous law only had a requirement of twenty miles. “It wasn’t enough.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
LONDON, ENGLAND– UK police are being heralded as heroes by the prime minister’s office for arresting a British man who happened to be in the vicinity of London’s gay Pride Parade fully clothed and not naked as required by local authorities. The UK police department put out a statement in reference to the dangerous British […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33719,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[41,1401,189,1115,125],"class_list":["post-33718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-crime","tag-keir-starmer","tag-lgbtq","tag-rated-r","tag-uk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33718\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}