{"id":33651,"date":"2025-07-08T09:27:41","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T14:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33651"},"modified":"2025-07-08T09:27:41","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T14:27:41","slug":"schrodingers-files-pam-bondi-says-epstein-files-both-exist-and-dont-exist-at-the-same-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/08\/schrodingers-files-pam-bondi-says-epstein-files-both-exist-and-dont-exist-at-the-same-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Schr\u00f6dinger&#8217;s Files: Pam Bondi Says Epstein Files Both Exist And Don&#8217;t Exist At The Same Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211;\u00a0In a press conference that left reporters, physicists, and conspiracy theorists equally baffled, Attorney General Pam Bondi declared yesterday that the long-rumored Jeffrey Epstein files are simultaneously sitting on her desk and do not exist at all.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/person\/personalities\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">AG Pam Bondi<\/a> delivered her statement with the calm confidence of a person who has transcended linear reality, thrusting the Attorney General&#8217;s office into the realm of quantum mechanics where the files are now considered to be in a superposition of existence and nonexistence.<\/p>\n<div>\u201cI can confirm that the Epstein files are right here on my desk,\u201d said Bondi, gesturing to a mahogany surface cluttered with various Fox News merchandise. \u201cAlso, I can confirm that no such files exist, nor have they ever existed. It\u2019s quite simple, really.\u201d<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>The Department of Justice has struggled to address the growing chaos, clarifying that the Attorney General\u2019s desk is not, to their knowledge, a rift in spacetime, but admitted that \u201cwe can neither confirm nor deny the presence of documents that may or may not exist.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>During a follow-up press conference, Bondi doubled down on her stance that the Epstein files both exist and don&#8217;t exist, holding up a blank piece of paper where she declared it was &#8220;the essence of the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/07\/fbi-asks-everyone-to-stare-at-bright-memory-eraser-stick-before-claiming-jeffrey-epstein-never-existed\/\">Epstein files<\/a>.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\u201cThis paper is both full of secrets and completely empty,\u201d she said with a chuckle. &#8220;I guess we can now finally close this Jeffrey Epstein case that happened but also never happened.&#8221;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211;\u00a0In a press conference that left reporters, physicists, and conspiracy theorists equally baffled, Attorney General Pam Bondi declared yesterday that the long-rumored Jeffrey Epstein files are simultaneously sitting on her desk and do not exist at all. AG Pam Bondi delivered her statement with the calm confidence of a person who has transcended linear reality, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33652,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33651\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}