Elon Musk<\/a> explained he had been feeling cranky, agitated, weak, and dopey lately due to not eating for about two weeks, eventually taking out his frustrations on President Trump.<\/p>\n“President Trump, I’m sorry, I was hungry and wasn’t myself,” wrote Elon Musk only minutes after consuming twenty-six Snickers bars. “Once I ate that Snickers bar I felt so much better, alive even. I actually felt like myself again. A man engorged on almost thirty sugary candy bars.”<\/p>\n
After eating so many Snickers bars, Elon began apologizing to every person he felt he had wronged in his entire life.<\/p>\n
“To the seventy-sixth woman I impregnated and forgot to call afterwards, I’m sorry,” posted Elon with a telephone emoji.<\/p>\n
With almost ten thousand Snickers in his system, Elon was finally make it to Mars without a rocket, fuel, or spacesuit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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