Lindsey Graham<\/a> like a ton of bricks, watching in disbelief as his elation quickly turned to sorrow and then anger.<\/p>\n“Oh, golly gee, gosh darn,” said Lindsey Graham as he spun his head around, looking for a man that didn’t exist. “Wait a cotton-picking minute. So you mean to tell me that there really is a Congressional bill named ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ and not a stud muffin with big, rippled muscles named ‘Bill?’ Well, color me shocked.”<\/p>\n
Sources within Capitol Hill confirmed that Graham was inconsolable after finding out the horrible news because he already had a full night of fun planned with his new friend Bill after he got done work.<\/p>\n
It was later reported that Graham had to leave early to regain his composure and eventually recovered from his morose state by standing in front of a local gym with his face pressed up against the glass watching guys workout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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