{"id":33561,"date":"2025-06-29T12:22:30","date_gmt":"2025-06-29T17:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33561"},"modified":"2025-06-29T12:22:30","modified_gmt":"2025-06-29T17:22:30","slug":"uk-pm-keir-starmer-offers-to-take-illegal-haitian-cannibals-being-deported-by-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/29\/uk-pm-keir-starmer-offers-to-take-illegal-haitian-cannibals-being-deported-by-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"UK PM Keir Starmer Offers To Take Illegal Haitian Cannibals Being Deported By Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"

LONDON, ENGLAND– As soon as he received word that Donald Trump was deporting almost one million Haitians living in the US, Prime Minister Keir Starmer phoned the American president and said that he would be both happy and willing to import all of those dangerous Haitian cannibals into the United Kingdom.<\/p>\n

While on the call, UK<\/a> PM Keir Starmer informed Trump that he would help out in any way possible by volunteering to take all those illegal Haitians the president was planning on sending back to Haiti.<\/p>\n

“Oh no, don’t send them back to Haiti, ole chap,” said Keir Starmer nervously to Trump over the phone. “No disrespect, President Trump, but I have a much better solution. I’d be more than willing to help you resolve your problem with those illegal Haitians who have been dining on your pet cats and dogs by bringing all of them here to the UK. We could use a little more diversity because we’re still a little bit too white and British here.”<\/p>\n

Even though many of the Haitians were dangerous and there wasn’t any more room left in England, Starmer<\/a> admitted that destroying what was left of Great Britain was far more of an urgent and important issue.<\/p>\n

Before ending the call, Starmer also placed an order for a couple million more Mexicans, Venezuelans, Africans, and various other violent criminals.<\/p>\n

“The UK could definitely use a little more character,” joked Starmer as he laughed like a hyena.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

LONDON, ENGLAND– As soon as he received word that Donald Trump was deporting almost one million Haitians living in the US, Prime Minister Keir Starmer phoned the American president and said that he would be both happy and willing to import all of those dangerous Haitian cannibals into the United Kingdom. While on the call, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33562,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[39,880,1401,1114,125],"class_list":["post-33561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-donald-trump","tag-illegal-alien","tag-keir-starmer","tag-rated-pg","tag-uk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33561\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}