{"id":33527,"date":"2025-06-24T12:18:07","date_gmt":"2025-06-24T17:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33527"},"modified":"2025-06-24T12:18:07","modified_gmt":"2025-06-24T17:18:07","slug":"canadians-place-iran-flags-in-front-of-prime-ministers-office-so-u-s-will-bomb-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/24\/canadians-place-iran-flags-in-front-of-prime-ministers-office-so-u-s-will-bomb-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Canadians Place Iran Flags In Front Of Prime Minister&#8217;s Office So U.S. Will Bomb It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OTTAWA, CANADA&#8211; After seeing how quickly the United States targeted Iran&#8217;s nuclear facilities, Canadian citizens came up with the ingenious idea of placing Iranian flags in front of the Office of the Prime Minister in the hopes that President Trump will send in the military to <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/22\/u-s-issues-apology-for-bombing-england-after-mistaking-it-for-a-muslim-country\/\">bomb<\/a> the building to smithereens.<\/p>\n<p>With a few flags of Iran and a large sign with the words &#8220;Iran Nuclear Testing Facility&#8221; set up in front of Liberal Mark Carney&#8217;s office, Canadians left an anonymous tip with the US Department of Defense that Iran had begun building nuclear weapons right on America&#8217;s doorstep inside of Canada.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You didn&#8217;t hear this from me, but there&#8217;s a terrorist living inside of the Office of the Prime Minister,&#8221; said a Canadian man over the phone to US authorities. &#8220;And my sources have confirmed that this terrorist has plans on destroying both Canada and the USA. You can&#8217;t miss the building. It&#8217;s the large building with Iran flags in the front of it, and also a rainbow Pride flag on top of the building. Thanks, eh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>According to Canadian sources, the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei\u00a0had fled to Canada and shaved off his beard and then traded his Muslim garb for a suit and tie. &#8220;Yeah, the Ayatollah looks exactly like Mark Carney now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The DOD confirmed they had received the intel about the Iranian nuclear facility in Canada, but were awaiting on Israel first to give them their orders on what to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OTTAWA, CANADA&#8211; After seeing how quickly the United States targeted Iran&#8217;s nuclear facilities, Canadian citizens came up with the ingenious idea of placing Iranian flags in front of the Office of the Prime Minister in the hopes that President Trump will send in the military to bomb the building to smithereens. With a few flags [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33528,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[259,39,632,1114],"class_list":["post-33527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-canada","tag-donald-trump","tag-iran","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33527\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}