{"id":33488,"date":"2025-06-22T13:22:35","date_gmt":"2025-06-22T18:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33488"},"modified":"2025-06-22T13:22:35","modified_gmt":"2025-06-22T18:22:35","slug":"u-s-issues-apology-for-bombing-england-after-mistaking-it-for-a-muslim-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/22\/u-s-issues-apology-for-bombing-england-after-mistaking-it-for-a-muslim-country\/","title":{"rendered":"U.S. Issues Apology For Bombing England After Mistaking It For A Muslim Country"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; The United States government has issued a formal apology to their allies in England for dropping a series of bombs around the London area after saying they had mistaken it for another terrorist Muslim country.<\/p>\n<p>Only hours following targeted strikes on Iran, the US Pentagon decided to hit a few more Islamic terrorist strongholds on the way back home, only later realizing that they had attacked the United Kingdom.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We here at the US Pentagon would like to formally apologize to our allies in the UK,&#8221; said a spokesperson for the Pentagon as he shrugged in shoulders. &#8220;We received intel that England was another breeding ground for Islamic terrorist organizations and decided to take them out before they got even more powerful, only to realize later that it was our friends in the UK. Hey, sorry about that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The spokesperson went on to say that this accidental bombing was extremely rare being that the United States has a long history of being peaceful and not invading other countries.<\/p>\n<p>President Donald Trump weighed in on the minor mistake and said that he too had thought that England was a predominately Muslim country, promising to make it up to <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/13\/keir-starmer-admits-his-first-year-in-office-has-been-a-failure-since-theres-still-too-many-white-people-in-britain\/\">UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer<\/a> by sending him an official autographed photo of <em>The Apprentice<\/em> and a limited edition NFT card of the United States bombing London.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; The United States government has issued a formal apology to their allies in England for dropping a series of bombs around the London area after saying they had mistaken it for another terrorist Muslim country. Only hours following targeted strikes on Iran, the US Pentagon decided to hit a few more Islamic terrorist strongholds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33489,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[39,223,1114,125],"class_list":["post-33488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-donald-trump","tag-muslim","tag-rated-pg","tag-uk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33488\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}