Tim Walz<\/a> spotted a young, Mexican illegal alien rioter lying on the ground after getting shot in the groin with a rubber bullet for attempting to firebomb a group of pedestrians.<\/p>\n“Hey, little buddy, that rubber bullet wound to your groin looks pretty painful,” said Tim Walz giddily to the rioter. “I have some tampons here that may help you deal with all that scrotum pain, young man. I see your hands are injured as well. That’s okay. I can put one of these tampons down the front of your pants for you. Don’t worry. I’m a politician.”<\/p>\n
As Walz went around trying to shove tampons down men’s pants, scared rioters ran to nearby police officers in search of protection from the crazy, flamboyant, older white man forcefully shoving feminine menstrual products between their legs.<\/p>\n
Walz defended his decision to grope all those rioters, saying he just wanted to help by making sure all those burly young men had access to feminine products.<\/p>\n
It was later reported that a large number of illegal aliens began self-deporting in an effort to get away from Walz, saying, “I’d rather go back to Mexico.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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