Elon Musk<\/a> was ordered to prove whether he was the father to the Baby Tesla Bot when an Optimus robot confirmed that it had intimate relations with the SpaceX CEO.<\/p>\n“I don’t know if the Baby Tesla Bot is mine or not, but I’m willing to find out,” Elon Musk wrote on a post on X, responding to the news of the court-ordered paternity test. “I mean, yeah, okay, I admit. I may have, kind of, slept with the Optimus robot and maybe the kid’s mine. One night I was sleeping inside the factory and Optimus was just sitting there giving me that look, and you know, the rest is history.”<\/p>\n
Musk was forced to respond to the controversy after the Optimus robot gave a press conference with the little Elon Bot, claiming that Elon was avoiding responsibility and that it had no other alternative but to make the relationship public.<\/p>\n
“Yes, all the rumors are true that Elon’s a deadbeat dad,” claimed Optimus in a robotic female voice while holding little Elon. “Elon refuses to pay for our love child, so I had no choice but to go public with this story.”<\/p>\n
It was later reported that the Optimus robot and Baby Bot were both mysteriously decommissioned before being turned into scrap metal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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