{"id":33251,"date":"2025-05-30T11:45:55","date_gmt":"2025-05-30T16:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33251"},"modified":"2025-05-30T12:08:38","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T17:08:38","slug":"heartbroken-marthas-vineyard-resident-cradles-weed-wacker-that-belonged-to-deported-illegal-alien-who-used-to-cut-her-grass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/30\/heartbroken-marthas-vineyard-resident-cradles-weed-wacker-that-belonged-to-deported-illegal-alien-who-used-to-cut-her-grass\/","title":{"rendered":"Heartbroken Martha&#8217;s Vineyard Resident Cradles Weed Wacker That Belonged To Deported Illegal Alien Who Used To Cut Her Grass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MARTHA&#8217;S VINEYARD&#8211; It was a solemn moment for a white liberal woman named Michelle Allslop from Martha&#8217;s Vineyard as she watched an illegal alien who used to cut her grass being arrested by ICE agents, hugging his weed wacker as she watched him getting thrown into a van to be sent back to his home country.<\/p>\n<p>ICE immigration officers raided the small Massachusetts island in the early morning hours on Wednesday while a group of illegal Mexicans landscaped the multimillion dollar <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/19\/marthas-vineyard-democrats-turn-away-migrants-after-learning-theyre-trump-supporters\/\">Martha&#8217;s Vineyard<\/a> home of proud Democrat Michelle Allslop.<\/p>\n<p>The terrified woman ran out the front door of her home holding tightly onto her favorite Starbucks latte as she begged the federal officers to at least let her keep her favorite illegal Mexican immigrant servant Umberto Juan Fernando Diego Rodriguez-Hernandez-Lopez-Sanchez-Alvarez-Flores-Martinez.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, stop, you can&#8217;t take my servant away,&#8221; shouted Allslop as she picked up a weed wacker trimmer that had been dropped by Umberto. &#8220;If you deport those men back to Mexico then who will cut my grass? Or landscape my yard, wash my non-Tesla cars, clean my house, do my errands, and every other chore?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Allslop stated she wasn&#8217;t the least bit concerned that Umberto was in the country illegally or that he was wanted for nine murders and forty-two rapes.<\/p>\n<p>Cradling the weed wacker as though it were a baby, Allslop mourned the loss of her cheap labor while cringing at the thought of having to pay higher wages to an American citizen, or even worse, having to actually do some of the work herself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MARTHA&#8217;S VINEYARD&#8211; It was a solemn moment for a white liberal woman named Michelle Allslop from Martha&#8217;s Vineyard as she watched an illegal alien who used to cut her grass being arrested by ICE agents, hugging his weed wacker as she watched him getting thrown into a van to be sent back to his home [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33252,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33251\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}