Mexican Navy ship<\/a> collided into the Brooklyn Bridge because Trump was too incompetent to realize back in 1869 that the bridge would need to be built much taller for 156-years later when a crew of untrained Mexicans would try to fit their large ship under the bridge after not doing any research or preparation before sailing.<\/p>\n“This Brooklyn Bridge crash is one hundred percent Donald Trump’s fault,” said Rep. Thanedar in a thick Indian accent. “I have filed articles of impeachment against President Trump for not making the bridge taller when he built it himself back in 1869. We just cannot have a president this incompetent serving in the United States.”<\/p>\n
Senator from New York Chuck Schumer agreed with his fellow Democrats that Trump and only Trump was solely responsible for the ship crash that led to the deaths of two Mexican crewmen.<\/p>\n
“Donald Trump has blood on his hands,” said Schumer with a straight face.<\/p>\n
Democrats have also added to the impeachment files that Trump was also responsible for the 1912 crash of the Titanic for purposely placing the iceberg in front of the ship.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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