{"id":33075,"date":"2025-05-12T20:53:10","date_gmt":"2025-05-13T01:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=33075"},"modified":"2025-05-12T20:53:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-13T01:53:10","slug":"winning-trump-scores-free-eggroll-with-china-trade-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/12\/winning-trump-scores-free-eggroll-with-china-trade-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"Winning: Trump Scores Free Eggroll With China Trade Deal"},"content":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– A new trade deal was worked out between the United States and China this week, with President Donald Trump scoring a major victory by receiving a free eggroll as part of the major agreement among the two countries.<\/p>\n

After waiting about ten minutes for his trade deal bonus to arrive at the Oval Office, Trump opened up his Chinese food bag and then took a huge whiff of the savory, crispy, golden eggroll before removing it from the bag and holding it up for the press to take a few photos for posterity.<\/p>\n

“Is that the most beautiful, crispy-looking eggroll you’ve ever seen, or what?” Trump asked as the large group of people let out a few gasps of excitement. “I think this proves once and for all that no one makes deals like me. Biden never would’ve gotten this kind of a deal done. I mean, China even threw in two packets of duck sauce.”<\/p>\n

Political pundits have called this a massive victory for the Trump administration and are shocked that China’s President Xi Jinping<\/a> caved into Trump’s demands for a free eggroll.<\/p>\n

“The free eggroll was a major win for Trump and could see his popularity shoot up by at least another fifty points,” cited financial expert Jim Cramer.<\/p>\n

Democrats are not taking the win graciously, claiming the eggroll win was a major step backwards in relations between the two superpowers and have even accused Trump of taking a bribe from China<\/a> in the form of a Chinese takeout appetizer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– A new trade deal was worked out between the United States and China this week, with President Donald Trump scoring a major victory by receiving a free eggroll as part of the major agreement among the two countries. After waiting about ten minutes for his trade deal bonus to arrive at the Oval Office, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33076,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[409,39,63,1113],"class_list":["post-33075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-china","tag-donald-trump","tag-food","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33075\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}